Welcome, fellow gamers and n00bs, to LAN Party 2025 – the party that does not include any of that nonsense like b00bs (we're too busy leveling up). This is the only place where real gamers gather to flex both their thumbs and their virginity. So buckle up, because you're about to enter an ultra-epic arena that’ll make your real-life stats feel like you’ve been stuck in the tutorial for the last decade.
May 30th – Mark your calendar: this is the day you discover how “pro” you really are.
12:00 PM – Grab a drink, meet your opponents, score some points in 1v1s, and warm up those thumbs.
6:00 PM – The Ultimate Gamer Challenge officially begins. Every win gets you points—blame lag if you lose!
End Time – Real gamers never quit, that's why the party never ends (until 1 PM on May 31st).
433 Tobrurry Way, Folsom, CA 95630
Venmo $30 to Riley‑Hill‑87. Covers snacks, drinks, dinner & breakfast, plus epic prizes.
We’ll tier you as “Gamer” or “Non‑Gamer.” Everyone has a chance to score points as we compete in different games. Top 2 scorers face off in a Battle Royale for ultimate bragging rights (and loot!).
Squat rack on‑site for personal bests (PBs) between matches—because gains don’t stop for loading screens.
Please bring anything you’ve already committed to, plus the essentials below: